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Kelly Fonner - Senior
  Fon-Fon, Fonny McFonnerson, Fon-dizzle, Kelly, Fonnernader, Fonner...wait, who the hell is Kelly?! Anyway, this girl is indescribable. Lap dances...you got it. Hucks, she's got em. Obsenities galore -- you can't get any crazier than this little chap. With random bursts of British accent sprinting down the field, you won't know what hit you after the Fonnernader does. 1/3 of the electric shock, Fonner destroys her opponents with mind-blowing blocks and one heck of a stall count.  If she doesn't tear you up on the field with her intense speed, she'll wait till the party, have some soda, and then proceed to tear you up on the dance floor with her killer moves. Don't even try a dance-off with this girl...cause you won't win. And we guarantee it.